arcticmonkeysftw:

the-absolute-funniest:

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A friend of mine burned me a cd the other day. It was entitled “Love Me Please: Megan’s Tormented Lovesick Plea”. It has changed my life. I never knew there was such fantastic queer music out there. It is angsty and strange and perfect.

I figured I’d share some of it.

I Think I’m Going To Kill Myself- Elton John

Multiplication- Bobby Darin

Between My Legs- Rufus Wainwright

Still Fighting It- Ben Folds

Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole- Martha Wainwright

Whole New Way- Scissor Sisters

I Need A Little Sugar In My Bowl- Bessie Smith

Instant Pleasure- Rufus Wainwright

I Hate People- Jemina Pearl

Listen to these things if you wish to improve your life.

but there’s always someone cooler than you.” -Ben Folds

i-c-o-n-i-a-c:

Morning:

Snack:

Lunch:

Dinner:

Midnight Snack:

And every minute in between:

If only. <3

swiminalakeoffire:

(via the-angriest-girl, fucknicethings)

To everyone who has fucked me over.